My eleven year old sister has her friend over, and her friend ate so much pizza, she has a stomach ache.
My sister: You need some Pepto? It’ll make you poopoo..
Her friend: Uhmm.
Me: We have laxatives.
Her friend: Last time I took laxatives, I almost pooped out my…. what’s that one thing called? My lower intestine? I don’t know. I almost pooped out something…
Wut. Help me.